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Master · NA Mid Live now · 1.4k watching

Climb like the ladder owes you something.

Poison Envy is a Master-tier mid lane playing five nights a week — unfiltered ranked, VOD teardowns, and one-on-one reviews for players who are done hard-stuck.

Live Tonight · 8 PM ET
Poison Envy key art — the wordmark rendered in fractured violet stone
Peak LP this split
1247
Win rate, 340 games
61%
Reviews delivered
900+
Turnaround, every time
48h
The method

Coaching that starts with your losses.

Nobody climbs out of a tier list. The work is in the four minutes of a game you have already played and never watched back.

How a session runs →
  1. 01

    Your replays, not a theory lecture

    Every session starts inside a game you actually lost. We find the three decisions that cost it and the pattern underneath them — not a checklist you will forget by Tuesday.

  2. 02

    One habit at a time

    Hard-stuck is rarely a mechanics problem. You leave with a single measurable change to run for a week, and we check it against your next ten games.

  3. 03

    Written up, not just talked at

    Timestamped notes land in your inbox within 24 hours of every review, so the session is still useful three weeks later when the habit slips.

Sessions

Three ways in.

Start with a single replay. Most players find the pattern they have been losing to inside the first one.

Compare in detail

VOD Review

per replay

$45

One game, taken apart frame by frame. The entry point, and the one most players should start with.

  • 45-minute recorded teardown
  • Timestamped written notes
  • Three fixes ranked by LP impact
  • Delivered within 48 hours
Book a review

Live Session

per hour

Most booked

$80

Screen-share, voice, and your account. We queue, I talk, and you fix it in the game you are playing.

  • 60 minutes one-on-one
  • Live draft and matchup prep
  • Recording is yours to keep
  • Follow-up notes in Discord
  • Priority rebooking
Book a session

Climb Block

six weeks

$420

The full programme. Six sessions, a tracked goal, and someone who notices when you stop turning up.

  • Six live sessions
  • Two VOD reviews between blocks
  • Weekly habit tracking
  • Direct line on Discord
  • Draft and champion pool plan
  • Rank goal or the last block is free
Apply for a block
A VOD review session in progress with timestamped notes
What lands in your inbox

Timestamped, written down, yours to keep.

The recording is half of it. The notes are the half you still have three weeks later when the habit slips back.

Recording
45 minutes, yours to keep and re-watch
Written notes
Every call marked at the second it happened
Three fixes
Ranked by what each is worth in LP
One habit
The single change to run for your next ten games
Results

Players who stopped being stuck.

Four years of Gold. One session about wave state and I hit Plat in three weeks. He did not tell me to play better, he told me what I was actually doing.
Ravensmark Gold IV → Platinum II · Mid
The write-up is the thing. I have re-read the notes from my first review probably ten times and still find something in them.
Kestrel Emerald I → Diamond IV · Jungle
Brutal in the way you want. No hand-holding, no filler. He found the same mistake in three different games and I have not made it since.
Nine Volt Platinum III → Emerald II · ADC
On stream

Five nights a week, every week.

Ranked with the mic on. Viewer VODs on Tuesdays, community games on Fridays.

Next stream

Ranked to Grandmaster

Tonight · 8 PM ET

Watch the stream
Weekly stream schedule, times in ET
DayFocusHours
MondayRanked to Grandmaster8 PM – 12 AM
TuesdayRanked + viewer VODs8 PM – 12 AM
WednesdayReview write-upsOff
ThursdayRanked grind8 PM – 1 AM
FridayRanked + community games8 PM – 2 AM
SaturdayCoaching hour, then ranked6 PM – 12 AM
SundayOffOff
Questions

Before you book.

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What rank do I need to be?

None. Roughly half the reviews booked are Gold and below. The lower the rank, the bigger the wins available — the mistakes are larger and easier to name.

Do you coach roles other than mid?

Yes. Macro, wave state and decision-making transfer across every role, and those are what most reviews are about. If a session needs role-specific mechanics beyond mid, that is said up front rather than bluffed.

How do I send you a replay?

Book a slot and you get a form for your op.gg and the match ID. If you have a client recording, even better — upload a link and the review starts from the timestamp you flag.

What if the session does not help?

First session, full refund, no argument. That has been taken up four times in three years and it is offered because it should almost never be needed.

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