VOD Review
$45
One game, taken apart frame by frame. The entry point, and the one most players should start with.
- 45-minute recorded teardown
- Timestamped written notes
- Three fixes ranked by LP impact
- Delivered within 48 hours
Master · NA Mid
You are not bad. You are unsupervised.
Every session is built around games you have actually played. No tier lists, no build guides, no telling you to farm better — the specific decisions, in order, that are costing you the games you should be winning.
Pricing
Pick the size of the problem.
One game, one hour, or six weeks. Prices are per person and include the written notes.
Live Session
$80
Screen-share, voice, and your account. We queue, I talk, and you fix it in the game you are playing.
- 60 minutes one-on-one
- Live draft and matchup prep
- Recording is yours to keep
- Follow-up notes in Discord
- Priority rebooking
Climb Block
$420
The full programme. Six sessions, a tracked goal, and someone who notices when you stop turning up.
- Six live sessions
- Two VOD reviews between blocks
- Weekly habit tracking
- Direct line on Discord
- Draft and champion pool plan
- Rank goal or the last block is free
First session refunded in full if it does not help — no argument, no form.
How it runs
Four steps, no admin.
- 01
Book
Pick a session type and a slot. Payment is taken up front; rescheduling is free up to 12 hours before.
- 02
Send
A short form: your op.gg, the match you want looked at, and one sentence on what you think went wrong.
- 03
Session
Discord voice and screen share. Live sessions run 60 minutes; VOD reviews arrive as a recording.
- 04
Notes
Timestamped write-up within 48 hours, plus the one habit to run for your next ten games.
Straight answers
What this is not.
Said here rather than discovered halfway through a session you have paid for.
- Not boosting.
Nobody plays on your account. It is against the Riot terms of service and it teaches you nothing.
- Not a guarantee.
The climb block carries a rank goal because the format supports one. A single review does not.
- Not mechanics drilling.
If the problem is genuinely last-hitting, an hour of my time is an expensive way to buy practice.
- Not every role, equally.
Mid is the specialism. Macro transfers everywhere; role mechanics beyond mid get said out loud, not bluffed.
FAQ
Everything else.
Anything not covered here, ask in the Discord or email coaching@poisonenvy.gg.
Join the DiscordWhat rank do I need to be?
None. Roughly half the reviews booked are Gold and below. The lower the rank, the bigger the wins available — the mistakes are larger and easier to name.
Do you coach roles other than mid?
Yes. Macro, wave state and decision-making transfer across every role, and those are what most reviews are about. If a session needs role-specific mechanics beyond mid, that is said up front rather than bluffed.
How do I send you a replay?
Book a slot and you get a form for your op.gg and the match ID. If you have a client recording, even better — upload a link and the review starts from the timestamp you flag.
What if the session does not help?
First session, full refund, no argument. That has been taken up four times in three years and it is offered because it should almost never be needed.
Can you play on my account?
No. Boosting is against the Riot terms of service and it does not make you better at the game. Every session is you at the keyboard.
Which regions and languages?
NA for live sessions, any region for VOD reviews. English only.